Warning!
If thou art not mature enough to read a story that involves life and death, and which may contain some tasteful nudity, or even (gasp!!) adult situations (read=sex), thou mayst be turned into a horn-spotted, lily livered TOAD for viewing this page and have thy internet privileges revoked for weeks, months, or even years ...
Oh, drat it all! Enter at your own risk. I shall not be responsible for the consequences.
I'm Old Enough! Take me to the Story!
I don't Care!! Take me to the Story Anyway!!
YIKES!!! I can't be Horn-Spotted Toad--I have homework to do!!! Get me Outta Here!!!
Oh, drat it all! Enter at your own risk. I shall not be responsible for the consequences.
I'm Old Enough! Take me to the Story!
I don't Care!! Take me to the Story Anyway!!
YIKES!!! I can't be Horn-Spotted Toad--I have homework to do!!! Get me Outta Here!!!